Home Intelligence Committee Ends Russia Inquiry
Republicans within the Home stated Monday that they had been wrapping up their investigation into Russian meddling within the 2016 election. Stephen Colbert was not thrilled to listen to that. He made a sidelong reference to the recent poisoning of a former Russian spy, utilizing a lethal nerve agent.
“Final evening, Republicans on the Home Intelligence Committee introduced they had been ending their investigation into Russian election meddling, and concluded that ‘Russian President Vladimir Putin was not making an attempt to assist Donald Trump win the 2016 election.’ Sure, after a yearlong investigation they’ve examined all of the proof, they usually have concluded they don’t need to be sprayed with a nerve agent.” — STEPHEN COLBERT, quoting a CNN report
The Punchiest Punchlines (Abstinence-Solely Version)
“Beneath President Trump, abstinence-only schooling is making a comeback. Yeah, or as Trump informed youngsters, ‘Do as I say, not as I paid somebody $130,000 to close up about my doing.’” — CONAN O’BRIEN
“For those who’re going to fireplace cupboard secretaries for being unhealthy at their jobs, let me refer you to Betsy DeVos’s look on ‘60 Minutes.’ Not solely was she wildly uninformed, however ‘60 Minutes’ can be her longest workday thus far.” — SETH MEYERS
The Bits Value Watching
Jimmy Kimmel desires you to guess whether or not these innocent-seeming pedestrians have ever been bare in public.
Was that “This Is Us,” or “Thick and Gruff”?
What We’re Excited About on Wednesday Evening
Lena Waithe, the Golden Globe-winning screenwriter whose Showtime collection, “The Chi,” is in its first season, will communicate with Seth Meyers on Wednesday.
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